Chased a balloon this weekend. Sounds like something Polkaroo would do but he wouldn't have had all the beeping devices we had or a Volvo driven by a Dutchman who insisted on playing Rammstein cd's for 2 hours.Go here for Balloon chase photos or be square.

Rammstein are hilariously bad. For extra fun, I like to picture German superstar Heino as the singer whenever I hear them. Try it sometime.



Yeesh. German Sheppards, heavenly rays, stay-pressed turquoise blue pants...it is a goal of mine to recreate this photo with myself as the subject. Let me know if you can help me out with the temporary loan of dogs, pants or heavenly rays.