I had the bizarre experience of people coming in and cleaning my home while I sat on my ass and did nothing. I was too sick to leave and let them do it in peace. Holy crack was that ever not cool feeling. They did my dishes! I didn't know they had to do my dishes. I figured they'd just dust a bit, vacuum and clean the bathroom but they did my dishes and rearranged everything on the bathroom counter top and I just sat there watching a Chinese movie. I thought it would be nice to have someone clean up for me but it's creepy.
I see a bit of sun out there. It looks windy. I am huddled under a blanket nursing my sore head. Today's big adventure will be having a very hot bath and making some biscuits. Live vicariously through me! The excitement is endless!!
"So what'd you do out there in Cali?"
"Had some baths, made some biscuits, slayed mythical creatures and invented a time machine powered on yarn and static electricity!!"
"Rad."
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